BikerChris Theories

A friendly note to my car, van and lorry driving friends

Dear Drivers,

We’ve had a good winter season this year, like every other year you’ve been kind to me by moving over and I’ve always said thank you (unless it’s raining and I need to focus). I never screamed passed you, frightening you in the process and more often than not, you checked your mirror. I thank you for both not hurting me and avoided us both being involved in a lengthy insurance claim where the only winners were the legal people. Sure we’ve had our moments when you pulled out in front of me, likewise I made the odd mistake too – we’re all only human and life has it’s distractions. If I ever saw a ‘Think Bike’ sticker in your back window, I’ve always given you a nod or just a thumbs up…even when that sticker was located in such a way that your rear visibility was hugely restricted. I do thank you for that odd time when I broke down, and without knowing me at all, you asked if I was OK and needed help. 99.7% of you are great, and we’re getting on nicely.

Fair Weather Riders motorcyclingI’m writing to ask a small favour and I hope you’ll oblige. I have some colleagues called ‘Fair Weather Riders’ which will be arriving in their droves to our roads around about now. If you can, please take into account they’ve not been riding since last year and might be a bit rusty. They’ve been sitting in a safe car for the winter, probably behind you in yet another traffic jam, but now they’re out and making up for it. They will likely be in groups at the weekend and perhaps a warm evening during the week, roaring passed you as loud as they can. They’ll overtake where it’s best not too, and ride so close to the back of your car, they may as well attach a tow rope to save fuel. They’re going to push in between you and the driver in front, or run wide on corners they didn’t quite read correctly. They need their concentration so much that they’ll forget to thank you for moving over or for any kind gesture you might make.

Despite their initial failings, please be patient for the next few months and be assured they’ll only be around until September, October at the latest. I’ll be around too, I’ll be blending in with my colleagues but I’ll always be here.

All the best,

That Biker


Universe, Inflation theory and Big Bang Theory

Random thought time, about the universe and dark matter.

I’m explaining this in several ways, so be patient – this is all a complete theory of mine which I just wanted to write down so that it could be proved wrong(!).

What if the black holes that have been proven to exist, relate to the big bang theory? Perhaps instead of unimaginable heat producing the big bang and then followed by inflation, it was the resulting energy of whatever might be on the other side of black holes, becoming inside out. Is there a small chance that time/mass in the universe expands to as far as it can go, but that the inevitable demise of large masses which go onto form black holes, are the return to another area that a universe can exist. May be think of two potential universes, both in each end of the bulge of an egg timer. Instead of the sand moving slowly from one end to the other, perhaps the pinch point (the narrowest section) is what we perceive as the big bang. So instead of the sand slowly moving through it, it explodes through and thereby creates ‘a’ universe. Black holes could be parts of a universe returning to the other potential universe via the same narrowing, only they are prevented from doing so because of forces on the other side, an anti-universe power. Perhaps the void which could have a universe is the complete opposite of ours and has dots of ‘exit holes’ of the black holes, in which an environment with no gravity, perhaps not even time exists, has small dots of gravity/time – the reverse of our current perceived universe in which we have time/mass.

Perhaps even dark matter doesn’t exist in this universe, and exists in ‘the other’ universe which could be overlaid over our own, so while it doesn’t exist to us and cannot be detected, it is present but in a secondary time

Tidied up thoughts:

So by this theory, our current universe is stable, but has time/space being sucked through black holes towards a singularity. They cannot push passed the singularity (where another time exists) as the forces of even combined black holes isn’t enough to get through (due to the anti-universe on the other side pushing against them). As time continues forward in our universe, an increasing number of blackholes exist, gradually they all completely absorb the mass/time of our universe. When this occurs, the strength of time and gravity is too much at the point of the singularity and this creates an explosion of time/mass which then creates another universe.

It could be that universes have always occurred, but they simply expand, contract (via black holes) and turn inside out to form another. Like a balloon being blown up, but then having the air sucked out to the point where the balloon becomes inside out and then re-blown up.

Also, I wonder if an expansion of time can cause energy in the form of heat? That might also be the source of the strength of the big bang. Strange that the universe seems to be the same temperature throughout, but that also (I believe), each galaxy has a black hole at it’s centre.

I only think of this as I’m watching another ‘bloated with filler’ BBC programme about the Big Bang Theory and ‘Dark Flow’. I do wish there were two versions of these kind of programmes, one to get the young or those that are normally comfortable with Eastenders, and another compacted version with only fact or the latest theory…probably only consisting of 5 minutes of real content. I’m getting really bored watching repeated video edits of say, a professor walking slowly, or some weird camera lense being used on someone far more intelligent than most viewers (myself included of course).



Inflation theory